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2.54sI was starting to think there was nothing I'd be good at.
2sBut then I realized that this is it.
3.25sLois, my penis belongs on stage.
2.08sWait, Peter, everyone has to audition.
1.08sYou know, sing, dance.
0.95sOh...
1.18sI get it.
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1.75sUh, Hello, everybody.
1.17sThis is, uh, just a formality,
2.07ssince I happen to be doing the director.
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2.09sA 5, 6, 7, 8.
1.92sMarshall, Will, and Holly
2.82son a routine expedition
4.29sMet the greatest earthquake ever known
1.92sHigh on the rapids
2.14sit struck their tiny raft
1.45sahh!
3.69sAnd plunged them down a thousand feet below