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1.75sYou don't look anything like the ad.
1.5s
1.2sYou better be huge.
2.04sNo, I'm Peter Griffin, producer.
2.94sI'm presenting "Peter Griffin presents The King and I,"
1.33sa Peter Griffin production,
2.15sand I'm giving you the exclusive story.
2.95sLook, pal, some 2-bit community theater production isn't news.
1.03sWho's the star?
1.77sFor that matter, who the hell are you,
1.89sand why should I give a damn?
3.94sWow, I'm being interviewed by Diane Simmons!
2.34sWell, Lois, you told me to produce, and I did.
2.3sI got us a story on the 11:00 news.
1.05sReally?
0.93sOh, Peter.
1.23sOur top story tonight.
4.34sI will be playing the role of Anna in the Quahog Players production of The King and I.
1.53sTom?
1.67sThanks, Diane. in other news, I won't be going to the play,
1.6sbecause I'm sure it Will be lousy.
3.14sTom, I'm getting late word that you're a petty, jealous, closet case.
3.47sBit of breaking news. We now go live to Diane being a bitch. Diane?
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1.53sBut Loretta's playing Anna,
1.67sand she's doing a great job.
3.09sLoretta's a nobody. Diane Simmons is a star.
1.85sLook, Lois, You wanted me to sell tickets, right?