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3.3sOh, my God. I don't know jack about my boy.
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2.27sI'm a bad father.
1.52sYou're also fat.
1.98sI'm also fat!
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2.77sNational Fatherhood Institute. Please hold.
11.24sAnd the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon little boy blue and the man on the moon when you comin' home, dad I don't know when National Fatherhood Institute.
3.35sDave speaking. I'm Homer Simpson. I just took your test.
1.07sI got a zero.
2.65sGood Lord! A zero? Lana, cancel my 1:00.
3.52sMr. Simpson, we'll send a wood-paneled station wagon over for you immediately.
2.6sHey, Bart, where did you get the lumber?
2.6sAs three-time derby champ Ronnie Beck says,
3.04s"Poorly guarded construction sites are a gold mine."
1.55sA conventional design.
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