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1.62s"What are your son's hobbies?"
1.85sHe's always chewing on that phone cord.
2.9sHe hasn't done that since he was two. Then he has no hobbies.
3.45sOh, really? Maybe you should go out to the garage and see.
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1.92sBart. Bart!
1.83s- What?
- Do you have any hobbies?
2.2sNo, not really. Well, that's what I--
2.07sWait a minute. What are you doing?
1.82sBuilding a soap box derby racer.
1.9sD'oh! That's a hobby.
1.47sHey, so it is.
3.3sOh, my God. I don't know jack about my boy.
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2.27sI'm a bad father.
1.52sYou're also fat.
1.98sI'm also fat!
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2.77sNational Fatherhood Institute. Please hold.
11.24sAnd the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon little boy blue and the man on the moon when you comin' home, dad I don't know when National Fatherhood Institute.