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2.35sThere's a test I want you to take.
3.57sOh, great. You made me miss joe Theisman.
3.1sThis is from the National Fatherhood Institute.
3.2sIt evaluates your knowledge of your son and rates you as a father.
1.27sOh, Marge.
3.19sQuestion one. "Name one of your child's friends."
2.28sUh, let's see, Bart's friends.
2.89sWell, there's the fat kid with the thing.
2.54sThe little wiener who's always got his hands in his pockets.
2.23sThey want a name, not a vague description.
1.65sOkay. Hank?
1.45sHank? Hank who?
2.7sHank... Jones. Homer, you made that up.
3.34sQuestion two. "Who is your son's hero?"
2.42sSteve McQueen. That's your hero.
2.72s"Name another dad you talk to about parenting."
0.39sNext.
1.62s"What are your son's hobbies?"
1.85sHe's always chewing on that phone cord.
2.9sHe hasn't done that since he was two. Then he has no hobbies.
3.45sOh, really? Maybe you should go out to the garage and see.
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1.92sBart. Bart!
1.83s- What? - Do you have any hobbies?
2.2sNo, not really. Well, that's what I--
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