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4.24sFor six seasons and two Pro Bowls he grazed on the tasty green turf of the end zone...
2.89suntil one fateful Sunday in November...
2.34swhen the Gazelle was stopped in his tracks...
2.44sby a big cat named Wayne Shashefski.
3.77sHomey, we're back.
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1.95sDon't mind that clod, Patty.
2.43sYou could turn the world on with your smile.
2.32sCould you turn off the TV?
2.35sThere's a test I want you to take.
3.57sOh, great. You made me miss joe Theisman.
3.1sThis is from the National Fatherhood Institute.
3.2sIt evaluates your knowledge of your son and rates you as a father.
1.27sOh, Marge.
3.19sQuestion one. "Name one of your child's friends."
2.28sUh, let's see, Bart's friends.
2.89sWell, there's the fat kid with the thing.
2.54sThe little wiener who's always got his hands in his pockets.
2.23sThey want a name, not a vague description.
1.65sOkay. Hank?
1.45sHank? Hank who?
2.7sHank... Jones. Homer, you made that up.
3.34sQuestion two. "Who is your son's hero?"