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1.83sI'm actor Troy McClure.
2.1sYou might remember me from such TV series as...
2.07sBuck Henderson, Union Buster,
3.27sand Troy and Company's Summertime Smile Factory,
2.12sbut I'm here to tell you about Spiffy,
2.24sthe 21st century stain remover.
2.82sLet's meet the inventor-- Dr. Nick Riviera.
2.12sThank you, Troy. Hi, everybody.
1.8sHi, Dr. Nick.
2.07sTroy, I brought with me the gravestone...
3.17sof author and troubled soul, Edgar Allan Poe.
2.44sOne of our best writers.
2sYes, but unfortunately a century of neglect...
3.7shas turned this tombstone into a depressing eyesore.
2.09sI guess we're gonna have to throw it away.
1.48sNot so fast, Troy.
2.48sWith one application of Spiffy,
3.04syou'll think the body's still warm.
1.94sOoh!
1.6sAhh!
2.85s"Quoth the raven--" What a shine!
2.7sOoh! That's one clean tombstone.
3.17sDad, you got a power drill? In the garage.
1.43sI'm offering three bottles--