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2.48sWith one application of Spiffy,
3.04syou'll think the body's still warm.
1.94sOoh!
1.6sAhh!
2.85s"Quoth the raven--" What a shine!
2.7sOoh! That's one clean tombstone.
3.17sDad, you got a power drill? In the garage.
1.43sI'm offering three bottles--
2.5senough to clean 1,000 tombstones--
3.49sfor only $39.95.
1.17sBoo!
0.95s
2.49sI'm afraid you're gonna have to do better, Doctor.
2.03sYeah, give us a break, Doctor.
4.94sBut how can I make it lower than $39.95?
1.58sFind a way.