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1.93sWhen will you Australians learn?
4.52sIn America, we stopped using corporal punishment, and things have never been better.
4.8sThe streets are safe, old people strut confidently through the darkest alleys,
4.45sand the weak and nerdy are admired for their computer programming abilities.
3.99sSo, like us, let your children run wild and free,
3.19sbecause, as the old saying goes,
3.2s"Let your children run wild and free."
2.7sNow, boy, run back to the embassy!
1.79sBack to American soil!
1.55sYes!
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2.17sI'll stop them!
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2.48sOh, no! It's coming back this way!
3.49sThat throwing-stick stunt of yours has boomeranged on us!
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