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4.2sI'm glad you're okay, honey, but I wish you'd chosen a more tasteful way to be patriotic.
3.9sI'm impressed you were able to write so legibly on your own butt.
2.84sAll right, mates. Let 'em have it!
2.85sHey, do we get to land on an aircraft carrier?
3.04sNo, sir. The closest vessel is the U.S.S. Walter Mondale.
3sIt's a laundry ship. They'll take you the rest of the way.
2.79sHey, look! Those frogs are eating all their crops!