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2.69sThat's it, lad.
3.54sThis is for the Commonwealth of Australia.
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2.98sAnd this is for the United States of America!
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4.2sI'm glad you're okay, honey, but I wish you'd chosen a more tasteful way to be patriotic.
3.9sI'm impressed you were able to write so legibly on your own butt.
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