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3.14sSir, uh, what I'm about to say...
3.57sviolates every sycophantic urge in my body, but I wish you would reconsider.
2.35sThis isn't a rival company you're battling with. It's a school.
1.94sPeople won't stand for it.
0.66sPish-posh.
2.52sIt will be like taking candy from a baby.
2.32sSay, that sounds like a "larf."
2.19sLet's try it right now.
0.53s
2.04sEh, oh, there's some candy right here, sir.
3.75s- Why don't we eat this instead of stealing? - Oh, very well.
1.33s
1.38sMmm.
1.73sMmm.
2.05sAnd look. There's a photo in here.
2.75sMm, yes. I believe that's little Maggie Simpson,
2.8sthe baby who found my precious teddy bear, Bobo.
3.85sOh, and that Simpson mutt, my former guard dog.
2.87sOh, and, uh, that's Bart Simpson.
1.97sHe was my heir for a brief period, you know?
2.04sYes, sir, I remember.
2s- Mmm. - Mmm.
1.77s
3.47s- Anything left? - Uh, only the sour quince log, sir.
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