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2.24sChocolate microscopes?
3.42sYou know those guitars that are, like, double guitars, you know?
1.65sMore rubber stamps.
2.67sPrincipal Skinner, this is your secretary.
1.7sThere is one last student here to see you.
3.4sThat's odd. I don't have a secretary or an intercom.
2.15sBut send him in.
2.84sAhoy there, Dean. I understand you're taking suggestions from students, eh?
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3.17sWell, me and my fourth-form chums think it would be quite corking...
2.8sif you'd sign over your oil well to the local energy concern.
0.51sMr. Burns.
2.06sBah!
2.33sIt was naive of you to think I would mistake this town's...
3.4smost prominent 104-year-old man for one of my elementary school students.
3.44sI want that oil well. I've got a monopoly to maintain.
3.8sI own the electric company and the waterworks, plus the hotel on Baltic Avenue.
2.27sThat hotel's a dump, and your monopoly's pathetic.
1.93sThe school's oil well is not for sale,
2.64sparticularly to a black-hearted scoundrel like yourself.
1.87sI see.
3sThen I'll just have to... attack you!