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3.6sI have here a polite but firm letter to Mr. Burns's underlings,
2.77swho, with some cajoling, will pass it along to him,
2.84sor at least give him the gist of it.
2.02sSir, a lot of people are stroking guns.
3.52sAlso it has been brought to my attention that a number of you are stroking guns.
2.48sTherefore, I will step aside and open up the floor.
5.1sMr. Burns was the closest thing I ever had to a... friend.
5.59sBut he fired me. Now I spend my days drinking cheap scotch and watching Comedy Central.
0.41sOh, dear God!
2.46sOh, it's not that bad.
2.17sI mean, I never miss Pardon My Zinger.
2.94sBurns cost me my groundskeeping job at the school.
3.44sAnd I'm too superstitious to take the one at the cemetery.
3.12sUh, 'cause of him, I lost my room, my things...
3.77sand my buddy's collection of old sunbathing magazines.
1.71sYou bastard!
0.76sI lost my bar.
0.56sI lost his bar.
2.86sHe robbed the school of music!
3.02sHe robbed the school of financial security! He robbed the school of Tito!