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3.6sI have here a polite but firm letter to Mr. Burns's underlings,
2.77swho, with some cajoling, will pass it along to him,
2.84sor at least give him the gist of it.
2.02sSir, a lot of people are stroking guns.
3.52sAlso it has been brought to my attention that a number of you are stroking guns.
2.48sTherefore, I will step aside and open up the floor.
5.1sMr. Burns was the closest thing I ever had to a... friend.
5.59sBut he fired me. Now I spend my days drinking cheap scotch and watching Comedy Central.
0.41sOh, dear God!
2.46sOh, it's not that bad.
2.17sI mean, I never miss Pardon My Zinger.
2.94sBurns cost me my groundskeeping job at the school.
3.44sAnd I'm too superstitious to take the one at the cemetery.
3.12sUh, 'cause of him, I lost my room, my things...
3.77sand my buddy's collection of old sunbathing magazines.
1.71sYou bastard!