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1.9sHow can you have a house without a gun?
3.32sWhat if a bear came through the door?
2.8sI'm going to bury it in the yard where little hands can't get to it.
3.5sYou should have fired into the air. She would have run off.
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2.57sPeople, take it easy.
4.02sWe're all upset about Mr. Burns's plan to block out our sun.
2.4sIt is time for decisive action.
3.6sI have here a polite but firm letter to Mr. Burns's underlings,
2.77swho, with some cajoling, will pass it along to him,
2.84sor at least give him the gist of it.
2.02sSir, a lot of people are stroking guns.
3.52sAlso it has been brought to my attention that a number of you are stroking guns.
2.48sTherefore, I will step aside and open up the floor.
5.1sMr. Burns was the closest thing I ever had to a... friend.
5.59sBut he fired me. Now I spend my days drinking cheap scotch and watching Comedy Central.
0.41sOh, dear God!
2.46sOh, it's not that bad.