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2.67sYou know, Brian, I love it here at the ice-cream shop.
1.63sIn fact, this is gonna be my happy place.
1.67sIf I ever get molested or raped,
2.37sthis is the place I'm gonna think of to make everything all right.
1sThat's great, Stewie.
1.6sHey, what's up your fanny?
3.2sNothing. I'm just... I'm a little bummed out from the other day.
5.67sI just can't believe our society actually values the life of a dog less than that of a human. It's infuriating.
1.27sThat is infuriating.
3.27sMaybe you should go bark at a tree and chew on your balls for an hour.
1.7sYou know, that's the problem.
2.64sThat's usually the way I'd handle this kind of thing, but not this time.
1.55sI mean, look at that dog over there.
4.91sYou think he wants to be tied to that chair waiting in the hot sun while his owner gets ice cream? Hell, no!
4.67sI am gonna make people see that an animal's life is just as important as a human's!
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3.1sGo, fellow canine! Be free and enjoy life.
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4.09s(SNARLING) Oh, my God! Help! Help! He's killing my dog!
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