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3.3sEveryone, I am a criminal.
2.8sA few nights ago, I committed a murder.
3.37sThen I buried the body and even went out of my way to cover up the evidence.
1.2sOh, my God!
1.99sThese are very serious charges, Brian.
5.77sI know. And that's why I'm prepared for you to arrest me and take me to jail where I belong.
2.94sI just couldn't take the stress anymore. I had to come clean.
3.2sI mean, the truth is I didn't even stop to find out if he had an owner.
1.8sI just completely... Wait, wait. Owner?
1.17sWhat are you talking about?
3.07sI just told you. I hit and killed a dog with my car.
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1.07sWhat?
3.44sBrian, it's a dog. That's not a crime.
1.23sWhat do you mean?
3.17sWell, I mean, it's not like you killed a person,