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3.5sLois was right. I'm not a writer. I'm a joke.
2.87sI'm one big, fat, ridiculous joke.
3.02sWell, maybe you just didn't try hard enough, Brian.
1.77sYou know what, father from Family Circus?
1.5sAll you do is judge other people.
2.53sEvery day in the funnies, all you do is judge.
5.04sWhy don't you shut your goddamn mouth for once and go home and fuck your wife in the face?
3.17sYou know what? That's exactly what I'm gonna do.
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