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3.07sWhy were you getting MapQuest directions to Abigail Breslin's house?
1.8sI just think she's a one-of-a-kind spirit,
1.53sand I don't want to see her go down the wrong...
1.6sWhat the hell are you doing going through my personal stuff?
1.53sYou should really clear your history.
2.77sI noticed you googled yourself, you egomaniac.
1.6sWhoa, whoa, that... That wasn't me.
1.53sMaybe Lois got on there. Uh-huh, uh-huh...
1.7sShe's fascinated by things that are going on in my life and...
1.1s(SCOFFING) Yeah, yeah, yeah...
2.37sFine! I googled myself, okay? You got me!
5.54sBut check this out. I found a website for a group called the Rhode Island Society for Special Literary Excellence,
3.04sand they happen to have chosen to read and discuss my book,
1.57sFaster Than The Speed Of Love.
4sSee? I knew it was just a matter of time before somebody would recognize my genius.
1.23sWhoa! Take it easy.
2.32sYou're getting a bigger head than Chris Matthews.
1.43sThe economy's in the news today,
2.14sand Congress is considering a minimum-wage increase.
1.7sLive by satellite to talk about it,
1.97sSenator Harry Reid in Washington.
4.44sHow about it, Senator Reid? Is this the right move during the worst recession since the 1930s?
2.43sLook, if we're gonna get this economy back on track,
2.2swe have to get more money in the pockets...
2.27sBut Republicans are saying this increase is gonna, in fact,