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3.82sSo, how long have you been a member of the Rhode Island Society for Special Literary Excellence?
2.84sOh, no. I'm not a member. I'm their chaperone.
1.6sChaperone? Yeah. Uh-huh.
2.38sWe're in that section right over there.
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3.07sHey! There he is! It's Brian Griffin!
3.07sDamn it, Randy. You just spilled my juice box.
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1.13sOh.
2.32sThey absolutely love your book.
3.27sThe simplistic writing style is very graspable to them.
3.75sHere's your award. I made it all by myself.
3.09sThanks. Hey, Brian! Smell my finger!
2.43sI... I already can.
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3.5sLois was right. I'm not a writer. I'm a joke.
2.87sI'm one big, fat, ridiculous joke.
3.02sWell, maybe you just didn't try hard enough, Brian.
1.77sYou know what, father from Family Circus?
1.5sAll you do is judge other people.
2.53sEvery day in the funnies, all you do is judge.