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3.14sLucky there's a family guy
3.24sLucky there's a man who positively can do
1.72sAll the things that make us
1.57sLaugh and cry
4.95sHe's a family guy
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1.84sHey, what are you doing with my laptop?
1.45sGoing through your stuff.
3.07sWhy were you getting MapQuest directions to Abigail Breslin's house?
1.8sI just think she's a one-of-a-kind spirit,
1.53sand I don't want to see her go down the wrong...
1.6sWhat the hell are you doing going through my personal stuff?
1.53sYou should really clear your history.
2.77sI noticed you googled yourself, you egomaniac.
1.6sWhoa, whoa, that... That wasn't me.
1.53sMaybe Lois got on there. Uh-huh, uh-huh...
1.7sShe's fascinated by things that are going on in my life and...
1.1s(SCOFFING) Yeah, yeah, yeah...
2.37sFine! I googled myself, okay? You got me!
5.54sBut check this out. I found a website for a group called the Rhode Island Society for Special Literary Excellence,
3.04sand they happen to have chosen to read and discuss my book,