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3.27sMaybe you should go bark at a tree and chew on your balls for an hour.
1.7sYou know, that's the problem.
2.64sThat's usually the way I'd handle this kind of thing, but not this time.
1.55sI mean, look at that dog over there.
4.91sYou think he wants to be tied to that chair waiting in the hot sun while his owner gets ice cream? Hell, no!
4.67sI am gonna make people see that an animal's life is just as important as a human's!
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3.1sGo, fellow canine! Be free and enjoy life.
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4.09s(SNARLING) Oh, my God! Help! Help! He's killing my dog!
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1.4sHe's got my neck!
2.3s(SCREAMING)
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4.79sOh, my God! My dog is dead!
2.65sMaybe that's why he was tied up.
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2.5sMeg, will you take one of these and pass it down, please?
2.27sWhat's this? I'm starting a new advocacy group.
2.5sThe Quahog Animal Equal Rights League.