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5.77sI know. And that's why I'm prepared for you to arrest me and take me to jail where I belong.
2.94sI just couldn't take the stress anymore. I had to come clean.
3.2sI mean, the truth is I didn't even stop to find out if he had an owner.
1.8sI just completely... Wait, wait. Owner?
1.17sWhat are you talking about?
3.07sI just told you. I hit and killed a dog with my car.
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1.07sWhat?
3.44sBrian, it's a dog. That's not a crime.
1.23sWhat do you mean?
3.17sWell, I mean, it's not like you killed a person,
2.67sor even ran over somebody's mailbox.
1.97sKilling a dog is not a crime?
2.77s(LAUGHING) Of course not.
2.79sYeah, especially for you. An animal killing another animal.
1.73sThat happens all the time.
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2.89sHey, sweet ass. Last night was fantastic.
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1.87sHello? Where'd you go?
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5.67s(SNARLS) Oh. Well, then, I guess I worried for nothing.