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2.6sthe world's largest cubic zirconia.
1.69sListen, Mr. Cat Burglar.
3.37sI vow to go without sleep and guard the Springfield Museum day and night...
2.82sfor as long as it takes from now on,
4.1sunless you want to taunt me more by giving me an approximate time.
2.84sWe'll be right back. I get to say that!
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4.2sSon, we want to help you catch that plug-ugly yegg.
4.54sDad, the best way for you to help is to set a good example.
3.27sjust stand around and don't steal anything.
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1.63sHey!
1.14sWe're on our break!
0.47sAny sign of the burglar yet?
2.02sHe'll show.
0.5sHow's that?
0.7sIt's his job.
3.15s- How's that?
- He's a burglar.
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2.3sWell, Mr. Cat Burglar.
2.5sYou'd like to get in here, wouldn't you?
2.02sThere's just one little problem--
4.17sthirty-six years ago, some lady gave birth to a man named Homer J. Simp--