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2.47sAt first I was just filled with vinegar.
2.22sHmm, sorry, Dad. You're too old.
2.62sToo old?
3.04sWhy, that just means I have experience!
3.39sWho chased the Irish out of Springfield Village in aught-four?
2.1sMe! That's who.
2.12sAnd a fine job you did too.
3.77sAw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things,
2.1sbut you're a very old man now,
2.2sand old people are useless.
2.02sAren't they? Aren't they? Huh?
3.34sYes, they are! Yes, they are!
3.05sStop it! It's a form of abuse!
2.09sHmm. Mm-hmm.
1.95sMm-hmm-hmm. Arr!
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2.07sI don't think the guns are a good idea.
2.38sMarge! We're responsible adults.
1.85sWhoops.
2.89sIf a group of responsible adults can't handle firearms in a responsible way--
1.47sSorry.
1.63sUh-oh.
1.64sMe again.
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