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2.3sI couldn't quite put my finger on it.
3.07sThere was something strange about the way he walked.
3.1sMuch more vertical than usual.
3.97sAnd finally, Malloy, unlike most retired people,
4.39shas the world's largest cubic zirconia on his coffee table.
1.83sAw, Dad, I could kiss ya!
2.67sKiss me right here. It's the only part that still has feeling.
1.92s- Mwah!
- Hmm.
3.65sNo, wait! I know where the burglar is!
0.45sTo the retirement home!
2.74sHooray!
3.24sLet's go!
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4.17sAnd there she is, the world's largest cubic zirconia.
1.67sWhat an eyesore!
4.25sSo, Mr. Malloy, it seems that the cat has been caught...
3.99sby the very person that was trying to catch him.
1.64sHow ironic.