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2.17sUh, I should go.
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3.24sWhat's the matter, Pop? Don't you love me anymore?
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3.77sOh.
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2.37sGeez! Dad and I, we started out great,
2.43sbut now it's falling apart, like a Chinese motorcycle.
3.2sIt's so unfair. You're everything a dad could hope for.
2.23sYeah. I tell ya, I don't get no regard.
2.57sNo regard at all. No esteem either.
4.07sLarry, there's only one sure way to make him realize how much he loves you,
3.1sand that is a phony kidnapping.
4sYeah, right. I don't know. Maybe I should just leave town.
2.6sPhony kidnapping.
2.87sNah. I know what I gotta do.
3.44sI gotta clean up my act. No more joking around all the time.