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3.17sNow, get down here so I can spank you in front of this gawking rabble.
3.67sSmithers, take off my belt. With pleasure, sir.
3.74sHold on, Mr. Burns. Maybe we did fake a kidnapping.
2.33sBut is that really such a crime?
4.07sAll your son wanted was a little attention, a little love.
1.93sI'm a father myself, sir.
3sAnd, sure, sometimes my kids can be obnoxious,
2.67sor boring, or stinky.
2.37sBut they can always count on one thing--
2.7stheir father's unconditional love.
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1.67sMmm!
1.53sHow about it, Pop?
3.57sI know it's tough, but can you love me for what I am?
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4.4sWell--
2.07sThere, there, sonny boy.
2.77sI suppose I have been a bit--
3sOh, no, I can't do it. It's just not me.
5.04sI'm sorry, Larry. I can't be the family that you need.