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2.57sNo regard at all. No esteem either.
4.07sLarry, there's only one sure way to make him realize how much he loves you,
3.1sand that is a phony kidnapping.
4sYeah, right. I don't know. Maybe I should just leave town.
2.6sPhony kidnapping.
2.87sNah. I know what I gotta do.
3.44sI gotta clean up my act. No more joking around all the time.
4.5sNo more slacking off at work. And most important, no more booze.
2.27sI know I can do it.
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4.5s"Your son has been kidnapped."
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3.37sI can't believe someone would kidnap my Larry.
3.1sI won't rest until he's returned to me. Not to be impertinent, sir,
3.74sbut didn't you want Larry out of your life as recently as two hours ago?