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0.57sHow were his test scores?
2.34sLet's just say this--
2.17she spelled "Yale" with a six.
2.07sI see. Well, I--
3.07sOh, you know, I just remembered it's time for my annual donation.
2sI wonder how much I should give.
5.37sWell, frankly, test scores like Larry's would call for a very generous contribution.
4.1sFor example, a score of 400 would require a donation of new football uniforms.
2sThree hundred-- a new dormitory.
3.07sAnd in Larry's case, we would need an international airport.
3.07sYale could use an international airport, Mr. Burns.
3.7sAre you mad? I'm not made of airports! Get out!
3.67sSummon my son at once.
4.87sUh, it appears he's gone drinkin', sir.
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2.07sEverybody, go nuts. I'm buyin'!
2.47sHey, handsome, send the bill to my dad.
4sOkay, but the last guy who charged a drink to Burns turned up in a landfill.
2.57sYeah, but it was worth it.