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3.77sWell, if God didn't make little green apples, it's Homer Simpson.
4.2sHow long have you been here? Twenty of the suckiest minutes of my life.
4.67sOh, sucking down the cider, huh? Hey, word to the wise-- season pass.
1.8sPays for itself after the 16th visit.
1.97sYou know, most people don't know the difference...
2.17sbetween apple cider and apple juice.
2.47sBut I do. Now, here's a little trick to help you remember.
2.74sIf it's clear and yella, you've got juice there, fella.
2.24sIf it's tangy and brown, you're in cider town.
1.94sNow, there's two exceptions and it gets kind of--
3.2sOh! You can stay, but I'm leaving.
2.57s
2.87sAnd of course in Canada, the whole thing's flip-flopped.
3.34sOh, my! I better get you some cider.
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4.67sNext to spring and winter, fall is my absolute favorite season.
3.04sjust look at all this beautiful "foilage."