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2.13sI can't quite put my finger on it.
2.5sWell, he is a bit rough around the edges, sir.
3.4sOne might blame his truly heroic intake of cocktails.
2.07sPull up a seat, Pop. You too, Chuckles.
3.74sI mean, the food ain't great, but the portions are terrific.
3.64sHey, I'm kidding. Relax. Hey, give my regards to Mrs. Boyardee.
3.1sA total lack of refinement.
2.64sSmithers, send for the boys at Yale admissions, hmm?
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2.54sWell, did you meet Larry?
2.84sOh, yes. He made light of my weight problem,
3.54sthen suggested my motto should be "Semper Fudge."
2.6sAt that point he told me to "relax."
0.57sHow were his test scores?
2.34sLet's just say this--
2.17she spelled "Yale" with a six.
2.07sI see. Well, I--
3.07sOh, you know, I just remembered it's time for my annual donation.
2sI wonder how much I should give.
5.37sWell, frankly, test scores like Larry's would call for a very generous contribution.