2.49sThe negotiations have failed. Shoot him!
2.3s
1.67sWait!
1.54sWait?
1.74sI mean, Homer's no kidnapper.
3.4sWell, he's the best friend I ever had. We faked the whole thing.
2.33s
2.9sI should've known. You're the only one stupid enough to kidnap you.
3.67sSmithers, take off my belt. With pleasure, sir.
3.74sHold on, Mr. Burns. Maybe we did fake a kidnapping.
2.33sBut is that really such a crime?
4.07sAll your son wanted was a little attention, a little love.
1.93sI'm a father myself, sir.
3sAnd, sure, sometimes my kids can be obnoxious,
2.67sor boring, or stinky.