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3.64sWell, I say let Harvard have its football and academics.
3.47sYale will always be first in gentlemanly club life.
2.4sWhy, every friend I have, I made right here.
3.54sHello, Burnsie. It's your old roomy, Dink.
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2.67sSteady. Steady.
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3.24sOh, nicely played, sir. Attention, passengers.
2.04sThe train has been temporarily delayed...
2.23sbecause of a discarded couch on the tracks.
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2.17sYes, it looks like some sort of a couch.
2.1sOh, this may take a while, Smithers.
2.6sWhy don't you get drunk and stumble around comically for my amusement?
2.44sI'll be a one-man conga line.
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3.44sAh, customers. Thank God. Papa needs a new pair of everything.