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2.49sThe negotiations have failed. Shoot him!
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1.67sWait!
1.54sWait?
1.74sI mean, Homer's no kidnapper.
3.4sWell, he's the best friend I ever had. We faked the whole thing.
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2.9sI should've known. You're the only one stupid enough to kidnap you.
3.17sNow, get down here so I can spank you in front of this gawking rabble.
3.67sSmithers, take off my belt. With pleasure, sir.
3.74sHold on, Mr. Burns. Maybe we did fake a kidnapping.
2.33sBut is that really such a crime?
4.07sAll your son wanted was a little attention, a little love.
1.93sI'm a father myself, sir.
3sAnd, sure, sometimes my kids can be obnoxious,
2.67sor boring, or stinky.
2.37sBut they can always count on one thing--
2.7stheir father's unconditional love.
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1.67sMmm!
1.53sHow about it, Pop?
3.57sI know it's tough, but can you love me for what I am?