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3.1sA total lack of refinement.
2.64sSmithers, send for the boys at Yale admissions, hmm?
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2.54sWell, did you meet Larry?
2.84sOh, yes. He made light of my weight problem,
3.54sthen suggested my motto should be "Semper Fudge."
2.6sAt that point he told me to "relax."
0.57sHow were his test scores?
2.34sLet's just say this--
2.17she spelled "Yale" with a six.
2.07sI see. Well, I--
3.07sOh, you know, I just remembered it's time for my annual donation.
2sI wonder how much I should give.
5.37sWell, frankly, test scores like Larry's would call for a very generous contribution.
4.1sFor example, a score of 400 would require a donation of new football uniforms.
2sThree hundred-- a new dormitory.
3.07sAnd in Larry's case, we would need an international airport.