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2.27sDoes he bring home nitwits and make you talk to them?
3.27sOh, all the time. Have you ever heard of this kid Milhouse?
1.67sHe's a little wiener who--
1.2sFascinating. Good night.
3.77sDad, what's with you tonight? I mean, I'm getting frostbite over here.
2.3sI'll tell you what's with me--
4.64sthe humiliation of having a coarse, boorish ignoramus for a son.
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2.17sUh, I should go.
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3.24sWhat's the matter, Pop? Don't you love me anymore?
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3.77sOh.
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2.37sGeez! Dad and I, we started out great,
2.43sbut now it's falling apart, like a Chinese motorcycle.
3.2sIt's so unfair. You're everything a dad could hope for.
2.23sYeah. I tell ya, I don't get no regard.
2.57sNo regard at all. No esteem either.
4.07sLarry, there's only one sure way to make him realize how much he loves you,
3.1sand that is a phony kidnapping.