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2sI wouldn't believe it if I hadn't seen it myself.
1.4sWell, your dog was right, Lois.
1.63sLooks like there's no story here.
1.5sMichael Moore is clearly not gay.
3.6sWhat... No story? What are you talking about?
1.67sYou're the one who sent me to investigate.
2.84sNow I'm showing you proof and you're dismissing it?
1.27sI don't understand!
1.77sLois, I'll be honest.
4.34sRush Limbaugh is one of us. We have no wish to smear a fellow conservative.
3.87sThat would be as foolish as FDR hiring that midget press secretary.
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5.24sThe president has just confirmed a devastating surprise attack by the Japanese at Pearl Harbor.
2.37sMuch of our naval fleet has been destroyed,
2.84sand the death toll is believed to be in the thousands.
1.8sMAN: He's adorable!
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3.87sOkay, actors, welcome to the first voice record for Handiquacks.
3.6sAll right, episode one, "What the Duck?" Take one.