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1.33sOh, well, you know what could be funny?
6.74sMaybe one week he actually goes on vacation and he's already got the suitcase.
3.07sChris, can I see you in the kitchen for a sec?
1.67sPETER: (WHISPERING) Your writing partner is out of her mind.
1.77sCHRIS: (WHISPERING) Okay, first of all, stop calling her my partner.
1.43sPETER: She's terrible. She's terrible. I know that.
1.5sBut then you know what? It's not fair. CHRIS: What?
1.73sPETER: It's not fair to her. Well, that's sort of a cop out.
1.57sPETER: Having her here is not fair to her.
2.13sCHRIS: Dad, if you want to fire her, you go ahead and fire her.
1.87sBut don't pretend you're doing it for her benefit.
2.1sDon't put that on me. She's firing herself. CHRIS: It's on you.
1.83sNo, she can't fire herself.
2.34sPETER: She's firing herself with her lack of talent and her lack of funniness.
3.3sI just... You know, I feel like you and I have captured lightning in a bottle...
1.7sCHRIS: We have. Yes! ...with Handiquacks.
3.14sAnd she's just coming in, unscrewing the top, and letting it all out.
2.44sMeg, your services will no longer be needed.
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2.57s(SIGHS) Still nothing. I don't understand.
2.3sThe lights are on. Somebody must be home.