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1.67sWhat's with the big grin?
3.8sOh, I'd just gotten a new tube of Aquafresh, and I was feeling cocky.
0.37sHey, let's see yours, Joe.
1.43sNo.
1.1sCome on!
2.7s(SIGHS) Wait, why does it say...
1.5sYeah.
3.34sThey were all out of handicap that day, so I got retarded.
3.07sHey, let's see yours, Quagmire.
2.2sWait a second. You were born in 1948?
1.03sUh, yeah.
1.87sYou're 61 years old?
1.03sUh, yes, sir.
1.1sWhat's your secret?
1.5sUh, carrots.
2.6sSometimes I grind them up into juice or just eat them raw.
1.23sOr insert them anally.
2.13sAs long as I get them into my body somehow.
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4.64s(SCATTING) NEWS ANNOUNCER: And now back to the Fox News report with Rhonda Latimer.
3.54sOh, God! That new Fox News reporter is so freaking hot.