1.4sHey, look at this.
2.67sFox News is looking for a replacement for Rhonda Latimer.
2.8sHey, Mom, you should try out. I mean, you majored in journalism,
1.43sand you've never done anything with it.
2.83sWell, I did write for my college newspaper.
2.87sYeah. Didn't you do an interview with that fast-talking FedEx guy?
2.74sYeah. I ended up dating him for three months.
1.53sThat's a beautiful shade of lipstick.
1.53sTake off your shirt, your pants. What a body! That feels good.
1.53sI'll give you a call. You'd better get tested.
1.9sYeah, Mom. You should be a reporter.
3.07sWell, I mean, I guess there's no harm in trying out.
1.5sHey, Lois! A little less yackety-yak,
1.73sa little more cutting up my banana!
1.94sWhat am I supposed to do? Stick the whole thing in my mouth?
1.57sI mean... Oh, hello.
2.8sLois, you can't possibly be considering working for Fox News.
1.57sWell, why not? Why not?
1.77sBecause they're evil, and they distort the truth,