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13.11sIt seems today that all you see Is violence in movies and sex on TV But where are those good old-fashioned values On which we used to rely?

3sLucky there's a family guy

3.27sLucky there's a man who positively can do

1.77sAll the things that make us

1.53sLaugh and cry

3.2sHe's a family guy

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2.47sCheck it out, guys. New driver's license.

1.47sWhat's wrong with your picture?

2.47sWell, see, I got drunk and then got my picture taken.

1.8sSo that way when I get pulled over for drunk driving,

2sI look the same as on my license.

1.77sYou know? Then the copper, the copper'll say,

1.23s"You're fine. You're not drunk.

1.97s"This is you normal. I can tell by the picture."

3.7sI wish I'd thought of that. I just got my new license a month ago.

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1.67sWhat's with the big grin?

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