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2sI look the same as on my license.
1.77sYou know? Then the copper, the copper'll say,
1.23s"You're fine. You're not drunk.
1.97s"This is you normal. I can tell by the picture."
3.7sI wish I'd thought of that. I just got my new license a month ago.
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1.67sWhat's with the big grin?
3.8sOh, I'd just gotten a new tube of Aquafresh, and I was feeling cocky.
0.37sHey, let's see yours, Joe.
1.43sNo.
1.1sCome on!
2.7s(SIGHS) Wait, why does it say...
1.5sYeah.
3.34sThey were all out of handicap that day, so I got retarded.
3.07sHey, let's see yours, Quagmire.
2.2sWait a second. You were born in 1948?
1.03sUh, yeah.
1.87sYou're 61 years old?
1.03sUh, yes, sir.
1.1sWhat's your secret?
1.5sUh, carrots.
2.6sSometimes I grind them up into juice or just eat them raw.
1.23sOr insert them anally.
2.13sAs long as I get them into my body somehow.
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4.64s(SCATTING) NEWS ANNOUNCER: And now back to the Fox News report with Rhonda Latimer.
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