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3.2s(PETER SIGHS IN SATISFACTION) PETER: Thank God!
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2.27sAll right, Fox News auditions, take one.
2.2sFear-based, right-wing-agenda-pushing news stories.
2.13sFear-based, right-wing-agenda-pushing news stories!
2.27sFear-based, right-wing-agenda-pushing news stories!
4.77sHi, I'm Al Harrington of Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tubeman Warehouse and Emporium.
2.07sDue to a lack of interest in my shoddy merchandise,
2.64sa soul-crushing divorce, and a never-ending custody battle,
2.2sI am desperately trying to get into another line of work,
2.97sand I am hoping to pass the news on to you!
3.74sI... I no can read these words.
2.97sThis is the way we deliver the news on the high seas.