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1.27sThere it is again!
1.6sTIPPER: It's probably just wind, honey.
1.94sIt's not the wind!
2.57sAnd this is our Fox News daycare center.
1.4sWhere are all the kids?
4.2sSorry, a lot of the children aren't here today because their parents have the day off for Martin Luther King day.
1.4sIsn't that in January?
2.23sOh, no, at Fox News, we celebrate the day he was shot.
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1.44sAnd this is the kitchen.
2.07sWe've got all kinds of snacks and cold drinks in here.
1.3sI don't see the refrigerator.
2.47sOh, we just use Ann Coulter's vagina.
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1.13sHmm...
0.9sThere's never anything good in here.
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2.9sAll right, here we go. "Handiquacks, episode one, scene one."
1.57sLet's get them laughing right off the bat.
1.77s"Interior. Red Heinie Monkey's house."
1.67sWhat's Red Heinie Monkey doing?
3.9sUm... Maybe he just got up? He's making breakfast?
2.87sEh, I don't think people eat breakfast anymore. More suggestions.
6.81sOoh! What if Red Heinie Monkey and Poopy Face Tomato Nose are trying to build a house of cards and it keeps falling down?