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1.67sWhat's with the big grin?
3.8sOh, I'd just gotten a new tube of Aquafresh, and I was feeling cocky.
0.37sHey, let's see yours, Joe.
1.43sNo.
1.1sCome on!
2.7s(SIGHS) Wait, why does it say...
1.5sYeah.
3.34sThey were all out of handicap that day, so I got retarded.
3.07sHey, let's see yours, Quagmire.
2.2sWait a second. You were born in 1948?
1.03sUh, yeah.
1.87sYou're 61 years old?
1.03sUh, yes, sir.
1.1sWhat's your secret?
1.5sUh, carrots.
2.6sSometimes I grind them up into juice or just eat them raw.
1.23sOr insert them anally.
2.13sAs long as I get them into my body somehow.
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4.64s(SCATTING) NEWS ANNOUNCER: And now back to the Fox News report with Rhonda Latimer.
3.54sOh, God! That new Fox News reporter is so freaking hot.
2.3sGood evening. I'm Rhonda Latimer for Fox News.
1.5sHere are tonight's top stories.
2.77sOh, she's just so smoking hot!
4.7sGod, I would do things to her that she would probably laugh at.