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2.74sYeah. I ended up dating him for three months.
1.53sThat's a beautiful shade of lipstick.
1.63sI bet you enjoy the music of Men at Work. You're incredibly foxy.
1.53sTake off your shirt, your pants. What a body! That feels good.
1.53sI'll give you a call. You'd better get tested.
1.9sYeah, Mom. You should be a reporter.
3.07sWell, I mean, I guess there's no harm in trying out.
1.5sHey, Lois! A little less yackety-yak,
1.73sa little more cutting up my banana!
1.94sWhat am I supposed to do? Stick the whole thing in my mouth?
1.57sI mean... Oh, hello.
2.8sLois, you can't possibly be considering working for Fox News.
1.57sWell, why not? Why not?
1.77sBecause they're evil, and they distort the truth,
1.83sand they do the bidding of the Republican Party!
2.03sI mean, what other reasons do you need?
2.37sDon't listen to Brian, Lois. You'd be great on camera,
2.87slike I was when I played that dead body on Law & Order.
1.87sWell, until I got that itch in my crotch.
3.34sThe contusion on his left temple implies he was hit by a blunt object,