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2.07sHandiquacks is gonna be the next Simpsons.
2.34sWe fire the jokes at you like an automatic weapon of comedy.
2sWe throw a curve ball joke at you, hit you right in the head.
1.17sYou go, "Wow! What happened?"
1.53sHmm.
1.93sWe take you on a little trolley ride down Story Lane.
2.33sYou're having a good time, enjoying our tale, think you know what's coming.
1.1sBoom, left turn!
1.17sYou don't know how it happened!
1.8sYou don't know where you are, but you like it.
1.3sUh-huh.
1.63sYou're watching the show. The ducks are saying stuff.
1.73sYou're yucking it up. You're laughing. Your sides are hurting.
2.64sAll of a sudden you realize you're feeling something, too.
1.27sWhen did that happen?
2.57sWhen did the Handiquacks become people I care about?
5.77sWhen did they become like welcome guests in your home whose weekly visits the whole family eagerly awaits?
1.57sTake a look at what we got, Peter.
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2.57sOne day, three ducks were crossing the road
9.64sGoing to get some soda But they weren't looking where they were going And a bus came along and hit them all Now they're handicapped and...
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2.5sNo, that's pretty much it
1.37sHandiquacks
2.5sAnd they never got their soda
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