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4.2s(CLEARS THROAT) which is bad news because it means I have to sit through the Ice-Capades again.
1.87sChange it to Fox News! It's time for Rhonda Latimer.
1.57s(SIGHS IN FRUSTRATION) Again, Peter?
1.37sYou have a wife, you know.
1.43sLois, if it makes you feel any better,
2.87sI'm thinking about her every time I masturbate to her.
4.84sAnd we also want to remind you that Fox News switches to high definition starting Monday.
2.4sAw, crap! Does this mean we gotta get a new TV?
1.43sLooks that way. Great.
2.44sI need another expense like I need a hole in the head,
1.7sand I don't need that.
2.1sI'm telling you, this thing has turned out to be nothing but a burden.
2.57sOh, my God! Peter! When did you get that?
1.87sEh, a few of the fellows at work talked me into it,
1.27ssaid it was something I might need.
1.6sWell, it's horrible!
2.8sAnd the worst thing is I found out I got it on the gay side.